The Cancer Chronicles Part IV – Which is Appropriate
since I Just Came from My Bone Chemotherapy IV Infusion
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
Chapter One – Wherein
I Delight my Oncologist
Sunday, July 25 – “A day like all days filled with those
events that illuminate our times and YOU…ARE…THERE!”
Sunday afternoon is a quiet day usually, a nice breakfast, a
visit with the kids and grand kiddies and then home to watch some telly –
especially Wind Tunnel on the Speed Channel – maybe a little PBS. My rash mild,
except for my nose (pizza-nose, pizza-nose), my stomach settled.
I took my Tarceva at 10PM as usual and an hour later the
Doxycycline and settled down to watch the news and whatever, I mean, it was Sunday. About twelvish my stomach starts
acting up and I start sneezing. I
mean big ah-CHOOOOO’s. They hurt my ears. All this while my stomach wants to
return what ever it had. After about eight or more sneezes, in which mucus
flows abundantly,
I went upstairs and
no sooner got to the bathroom when all hell broke loose.
(And once again Rudy
Turchuk prays at the porcelain altar – only without the benefits of too much
alcohol, once again.)
Now, I don’t know what contortions my face went through
whilst I was, shall we say paying homage
to American Standard, but it felt as if the
skin on my nose had burst asunder. Then I noticed that there was a little red
mucous floating on the font. (Very little came up – all fluid, probably the
Doxycycline.) I slightly freaked wondering what my ex-beautiful nose looked
like. I looked in the mirror and my face was absolutely beet red – crimson –
and my nose was not pretty, however not as bad as I feared.
But – WHOA NELLY – my entire head and face and ears and
behind my ears was now covered in an angry RASH. The rash. In spades! Yes! I finally got the rash. Oy! Do I have a
rash.
I have naches in
my tsoris. I am farmisht. [trans.: I have joy in my suffering. I have mixed
emotions. (“Like watching my mother-in-law driving over a cliff in my new
Cadillac.” – Alan King, comedian)] I sleep the sleep of the farblondget. (Ed. What’s going on? First
French, now Yiddish?)
Monday, July 26 – “Meanwhile back at the ranch”…
I call and see the APRN, Nurse M. (They all refer to her as
Karen, but I think she deserves a title.) First they draw a little blood to see
if I have any and what proof it might be. On the way to see Nurse Martin, I
pass Dr. S in the hallway. He looks at me, smiles broadly and loudly proclaims:
“You have the rash! I am so delighted! You’ve made my day!” And as he continues
on his way: “I am so happy.”
Here I look like I have the worst case of adolescent acne
ever, and he’s delighted!
Nurse M, okay, Karen, (it’s easier to type) is also
delighted but much less exuberantly and with a touch of sympathy – she is a
woman, after all. She looks closely and says it’s early grade three, but a
little later upgrades it to borderline grade four. (Grade four means cut back
on the Tarceva, but I’m not there yet.)
She prescribed Hydrocortizone for the rash and recommends
cutting back on the Doxyshitcline for a while to see if that’s the problem.
(There is no connection with the sneezes BTW.) And there’s a word of hope –
this is probably the peak of the rash and it should start to subside.
Blood work suggests a regimen of 4 doses of Vitamin D 50,000
units once a week.
*****
Chapter Two – Wherein
I Delight my Oncologist Again and I Get a “Very Good”
Tuesday, Aug. 4 –♬ “…cause he’s got high hopes.
He’s got high hopes. He’s got pie, apple pie in the sky hopes….”♬
Today I had a scheduled meeting with the onco, and some more
Zometa.
The blood lady drew blood. And three pages of Mozart’s
biography later we’re called to see the Doc. He reiterates how delighted he was
to see the level of the rash on Monday, and says he’s happy with the effects of
the hydrocortisone cream, as the rash, the scourge, has indeed subsided. We
talk the usual check-up Q&A stuff, a few recommendations, we swap a few
jokes, and I’m off to the Boom-Boom Room at the Chemo Lounge.
Holly, my infusion nurse (she’s a sweetie; she was also
Toby’s IV nurse) sets up my three bags of juice – Decadron, saline solution and
Zometa – sticks the needle to me, and I’m off to the races.
[Okay, okay, so you’re saying: “What’s with the Decadron?
You never mentioned no Decadron.” (You really ought to watch those double
negatives.) Well, remember after Zometa One? When I got all kinds of sick and
all? And I told you that next time I was going to take it like a woman?
So the next time, like the manly man I was, I asked if there
wasn’t something they could give me for the nausea and all. I mean, Toby had
these pills. And I thought maybe something like that. Well, for Zometa Two,
they add a bag of Decadron, short for Dexa something, something, something.
It’s a steroid of some sort that amongst other things is good for calming down
the Zometa effects. So, the next day, instead of wishing I was in Cincinnati, I
was full of “piss and vinegar”. I had lots of energy. I did things. I could have hit home runs. And Thursday
too.
On Friday, the Rabbi Slept. No wait! That’s another book. On
Friday I slept, but I felt good.Somehow, I, uh, forgot to mention it. Just like a woman…. I mean man, man! (Oh, no!)]
So, I’m sitting there, sipping a dark roast coffee, nibbling
on a granola bar and reading my biography, when the Doc walks over to me and
starts probing my neck around the jugular vein and down into the clavicle and
it’s getting slightly uncomfortable (but I didn’t complain; I didn’t complain.
I didn’t even wince) and I says: “Did I do something wrong, again?” And he
says: “No, not at all,” but he’s still probing. Then he says: “You had a lymph
node, but I don’t feel it anymore.”
Then he smiled a big warm smile, looked me in the eyes and
tapped my cheek twice the way a grandfather would to a son or grandson and said
quietly: “Very good,” and walked away. Toby smiled and felt very relieved.
I think I just moved the Dr. to the optimistic side of
professionally neutral. But he’s not going to make any predictions until the
CAT scan after 12 weeks of Tarceva. This Sunday will be week 4.
I, on the other hand, am still caustically optimitious, uh,
optimitiously caustic? No, cautiously optimistic.
Hugs & Kisses
Rudy the Beardless
PS. Oh, I forgot to mention I clipped my beard and hair so
that I could get the cream on to the rash. I attached a pic. Ain’t I cute.
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